TEACHER: Of course not.
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TEACHER: Do you have an excuse? PUPIL: Yes, it’s all my mother’s fault
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FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.
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I have so much homework to do it doesn’t leave me any time for my studies.
And I’m in the 5th grade.
That’s the only way I’ll ever get caught up on all my homework.
PUPIL: That should be enough homework to keep the Chinese Army busy.
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